


Travel Size Dirty Old Man Doll
Marsoni
M251S
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Friday, May 29
Travel Size Dirty Old Man DollDon't let his his friendly smile fool you This shriveled old geezer is as creepy as they come! He may look sweet and innocent, but even the slightest breeze will get him all hot and bothered. Who needs that little blue pill anyways when you've been sitting on your rocking chair for half a century oogling all the girls that walk by and just beggin' for a piece of ass! So never mind the lawn bowling and senior discounts, this wrinkled old dude loves
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