Too Wiggly To Live, Too Squiggly To Die Risograph Poster by Arcane Bullshit

Too Wiggly To Live, Too Squiggly To Die Risograph Poster by Arcane Bullshit

Marsoni

M251S

$10.00

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Too Wiggly To Live, Too Squiggly To Die Risograph Poster by Arcane BullshitCentipedes: you either love them or you hate them. But I say, why not both? They're patently disgusting and extremely un human like, but we have to share deserts and basements and moist crevasses with them, so why not learn to appreciate their alien and truly uncanny charms? Here is a cool 8" x 10" black and white risograph poster which reads "Too Wiggly to Live, Too Squiggly to Die" and has a whole bunch of upsetting little squigglers on it.

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These men’s water-resistant beach shorts have been a great purchase. I got them for my son, and he says they’re extremely comfortable. He especially loves how soft the material feels, which makes them easy to wear all day at the beach, pool, or just casually around town. The water-resistant fabric works well and dries quickly, which is a huge plus for swimwear. They fit nicely and allow for plenty of movement without feeling stiff or heavy. Overall, these are comfortable, well-made shorts with great material, and my son has been really happy with them.

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Reviewed in the United States on May 10, 2026

wildwoman

New York, US

★★★★★ 4

Nice shorts but no fly

Size: Medium, Color: Blue Gray, Size: Medium, Color: Blue Gray

These shorts are well made with three pockets on the sides, 2 standard and one zippered, along with one pocket on the back. They are made of a polyester fabric and do feel as though they will be waterproof. They are well constructed and should hold up well. My issue with these shorts is that they have no fly, just fake stiching on the front. Yes, they say they are for the beach, but that is no reason not to have a fly. Swim trunks are one thing, no one expects a fly on them, but on shorts, yes I do. I always like to include a picture of the laundry instructions,, I hate getting something and discovering it takes special care.

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Reviewed in the United States on March 11, 2026

Dan martin

Lake Worth, US

★★★★★ 5

These are keepers for sure

Size: Medium, Color: Dark Grey, Size: Medium, Color: Dark Grey

These are very lightweight and comfortable shorts perfect for casual wear or sportswear. The fabric thickness is perfect. It’s very stretchy but nice and soft at the same time. The material looks to be high-quality in terms of aesthetics and overall this pair of shorts could work for any style type on any body type. Fits perfectly as it should

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Reviewed in the United States on May 6, 2026

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Yakov Tokar

Port Orchard, US

★★★★★ 5

Nice shirt

Fits nicely even though my figure is not ideal.

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Reviewed in the United States on March 18, 2026

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SteveTN