Unisex Don't Trust the Universe Tank Top

Unisex Don't Trust the Universe Tank Top

Marsoni

M251S

$32.00

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Unisex Don't Trust the Universe Tank TopSure your spiritual and new age friends are always spouting aphorisms like "everything happens for a reason," but you know better. If you trust that gnawing existential dread in your stomach more than karma, destiny, or fate you know what we're talking about. Let your pessimist flag fly with this funny cynical shirt that embraces cosmic chaos. The universe doesn't have a plan and in the end nothing really matters. Show off your nihilist tendencies in

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Really like these plates! They had the best price per plate & come in a large quantity which is a huge plus for me. We use them to feed our cats wet food & sometimes water & the liquids have never leaked through the plates They are the perfect size for feeding, 1 plate will easily hold a can of cat food. They are very sturdy & don't slide across the floor while the cats are eating off them.

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Reviewed in the United States on May 3, 2025

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The wife

Lake Worth, US

★★★★★ 5

Good quality

Size: 6"

Good quality

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Reviewed in the United States on October 21, 2025

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Birmingham, US

★★★★★ 5

Great quality

Size: 6"

Heavy duty small plates. Great quality and price.

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Reviewed in the United States on August 31, 2025

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Melissa K.

Waukegan, US

★★★★★ 5

Love these!

Size: 9"

We use these quite often. I try to reduce our carbon footprint as much as possible and not only are these the best value we have found for compostable plates, they are also more sturdy than traditional paper plates. I don't think I will ever go back to non compostable plates.

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Reviewed in the United States on August 1, 2024