Houseplants and Their F*cked-Up Thoughts: P.S. They Hate You

Houseplants and Their F*cked-Up Thoughts: P.S. They Hate You

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Houseplants and Their F*cked-Up Thoughts: P.S. They Hate YouHave you ever wondered if your houseplants are silently judging you? Maybe you think you and your foliated friends are happily cohabitating. Maybe you bought them on a whim and hardly think about them at all. Maybe things are a bit more complicated. Is it possible that your plants have inner lives that run deeper than their roots? That your fiddle leaf fig finds you pathetic? That your Majesty palm is deeply disdainful? Or that your philodendron has

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I was concerned when I started finding little pieces of plastic wrap around my house. Where did it come from, I wondered? When my puppy is shark “no stuffing” toy to me, I found the source! The fin he ripped off that crinkled was full of little plastic pieces of plastic wrap. And it was all over the houses.

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Reviewed in the United States on April 14, 2026

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Cathy

Houston, US

★★★★★ 5

GREAT PUPPY TOYS!!

Color: green

It’s great for a puppy. My dog Is 2 1/2 years old and still plays with them. They have withstood 2+ years of a puppy chewing on it and playing tug of war constantly. I recommend this toy for puppies and older dogs. Very good quality!

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Reviewed in the United States on January 25, 2026

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Carol Gatti

Chelsea, US

★★★★★ 3

Not very durable

Color: green

These toys are fun for my dog to play with but the alligator one, the rope started to come unraveled. I was able to pull it off and throw it away and the toy is still okay. Not as durable as I would like.

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Reviewed in the United States on May 8, 2026