


The Beach is Gonna Get Whatever Body I Give It
Marsoni
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Friday, May 29
The Beach is Gonna Get Whatever Body I Give ItHow does one acquire a beach body? Or a bikini body? Simple: take your body and put it on a beach, or in a swimsuit, or in a swimsuit on a beach. Done! Problem solved. But seriously, the beach is gonna get whatever body you give it because it has no choice in the matter! Suck it, beach; here comes the cellulite and the hairy legs. Here come the jiggly arms; the toned abs; the spider veins; the Michelle Obama totally ripped arms; the round tummies; the
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