Girl's Reality is in Retrograde T-Shirt - Unisex Fit

Girl's Reality is in Retrograde T-Shirt - Unisex Fit

Marsoni

M251S

$28.00

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Girl's Reality is in Retrograde T-Shirt - Unisex FitAstrology might blame the state of things on Mercury being in retrograde, but in our modern dystopia reality itself seems to be going backwards. We adorned this retro aesthetic shirt with stars, moth, moon, and psychedelic imagery, giving it a timeless look that's perfect for expressing how you feel about the hellscape. Shirt Info: pre shrunk, baby soft, light weight, ringspun cotton hand printed in the USA with eco friendly water based inks Unisex

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For the record... This is the FIRST ever I'm reviewing something on the first day! This stuff smells amazing! And all I've washed so far with it is my hands! Got it, (after an 8hr shift of work) and washed my hands with it, sitting outside 80 degrees with a breeze and I keep getting a wiff of it. Smells amazing like I'm wearing a cologne! My wife noticed and asked why I was wearing cologne. Highly recommend

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Reviewed in the United States on March 6, 2026

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Twerkjerky

Lowell, US

★★★★★ 5

Smells great

Scent: Casked Vanilla

The best

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Reviewed in the United States on April 25, 2026

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