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Richard the Dressed-Up Trichocereus Penis Cactus

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Richard the Dressed-Up Trichocereus Penis CactusMeet Richard He is a bit of a prick, but with some tender care he will grow on you! Cause a stir with Richard, the dressed up penis cactus! This intriguing plant won't be content to sit quietly in the corner. Stick him on your ledge and let the conversation begin! (But please, no staring!) Makes a great gift for bachelorette parties, gag gifts and more! Comes complete with: (1) 4" Trichocereus Bridgesii Monstrose TBM penis cactus (1) 4" white pail
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bill
Cuba, US
★★★★★ 5
Great dog chew toy . Durable and long lasting
Style: Two pack
Durable dog toy Good size Perfect for aggressive chewers Good color choices Lightweight but durable My dogs haven’t destroyed these like they have other toys
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Reviewed in the United States on June 5, 2026
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Amber L.
Dallas, US
★★★★★ 5
Actually indestructible!
Style: Two pack
I am always leery of items marked indestructible because my 100+ lb. dog chews through anything I buy him. But not this. It's solid plastic that he LOVES to chew on. And I love that there are 2 of them so he can have them in alternative places to play with. The shape and texture seems to entice him and keep him occupied for a few minutes, which is a blessing!
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Reviewed in the United States on April 16, 2026
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Barbara Ellen Large
Natrona Heights, US
★★★★★ 5
Great product.He's still chewing on them.That's what I want
Style: Two pack
Bought forever ago and he's still chewing on them.Great product strong dog
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Reviewed in the United States on May 3, 2026
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Crickett
Lake Worth, US
★★★★★ 4
Indestructible
Style: Two pack
Hard on wood floors but lasts forever. Helps keep teeth clean too.
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Reviewed in the United States on March 20, 2026
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Gail storer
Los Angeles, US
★★★★★ 5
Control dogs aggressive chewing habit.
Style: Two pack
My dog loves them she is an aggressive chewers they relieve her boredom and keep her teeth tartar free. I had to throw her first bone shaped toy she whittled it down so much.she didn't like the ring shaped I got her likes the bone shape better d finitely would recommend them.
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Reviewed in the United States on March 4, 2026

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